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• See You at the Party, Richter!
• Naeon Flux Capacitor
• It's Tuesday Somewhere
• Sunnies with a Chance of Sprinkles
• The Passion of the Crust
• Amelia Earhart Ghosted Me
• Captain Blunt's Red-Eye
• Kitty Hawkers' Ray Blockers
• Blue Shades of Death
• Rage Quit and Hit It
• It's Not Just A Game
• Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka
• Professional Respawner
• Side Scroll Eye Roll
• Power of Voodoo. Who do? You do.
• Run, You Fools!
• Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle G
• Nine Dollar Pour Over
• Influencers Pay Double
• I Pickled These Myself
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• Gardening with a Kraken
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• Just Look at the Flowers-Bang!
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• Au Revoir, Gopher
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• Talk Birdie to Me
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• Captain Ashley's Mulligan
• You Say Bogey, I Say Flamingo
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• Theeey're....Dead!!
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• RIP Augustus Gloop
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• Take a Pitcher, It'll Last Longer
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• Operation: Blackout
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• Insert Coin to Continue
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• Iced by Yetis
• Sunbathing with Wizards
• A Ginger's Soul
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• Mick and Keith's Midnight Ramble
• Going to Valhalla... Witness!
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• You don't look like Buddy Holly. At All.
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• Tangiers Rewards Member
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• Stop and Smell the Rosé
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• THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (it's not)
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• Becky's Bachelorette Bacchanal
• Pool Party Pregame
• The Empire Did Nothing Wrong
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• Miss the Earth, Miss my Wine
• What Color is Uranus?
• Is Mercury in Retrograde?? Again?
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• Green Jacket Mafia
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• What in Carnation?!
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• What's in the Box??!!
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• Brunch is the New Black
• See You in Hell!
• What's Snackin' Kraken?
• Eyes Scream for Ice Cream
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• Iced by Sas-squat
• Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?
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• I Wanna Sax You Up
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• Charlie Couldn't Hack it in a Talkie