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- Tales from the Greenskeeper
- Clubhouse Closeout
- I'm Wearing Burgundy?
- Fade-er-ade Shades
- Screw The Metric System
- The Eh Team
- Bornite Birthday Suit
- Granite, I Didn't Ground Today
- Bad And Bamboozy
- Tropical Tummy Tickles
- Grape Ape Mistake
- Cuckoo For Coconuts
- [Insert Lei’d Joke]
- Tropic Like It's Hot
- How Do You Like Them Pineapples?
- Siren's Booty Call
- Polly Wants a Cocktail
- Adios Mutha Flocka
- Mai Tai Me Up, Daddy
- Mo-Jito, Mo-Problems
- The Gang's All Queer
- Tiger's Eye Gazing
- Kunzite Compels You
- Jaded Little Pill
- Lapis Lazuli Lodestar
- Apatite for Detoxification
- Zebra Jasper's Life Coach
- Flamingo-ite Aura Right
- Hooked on Onyx
- It's not Black it's Obsidian
- LGBTQ+AF
- Freshly Picked Cerulean
- Haute Day In Hell
- Gingham Is Sooo Last Season
- Vegan Friendly Couture
- Voight-Kampff Vision
- See You at the Party, Richter!
- Naeon Flux Capacitor
- It's Tuesday Somewhere
- Buzzed On The Tower
- Amelia Earhart Ghosted Me
- Captain Blunt's Red-Eye
- Kitty Hawkers' Ray Blockers
- Blue Shades of Death
- Modern Day Snake Oil
- Insert Coin to Continue
- Rage Quit and Hit It
- It's Not Just A Game
- Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka
- Side Scroll Eye Roll
- Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle G
- Nine Dollar Pour Over
- Influencers Pay Double
- I Pickled These Myself
- Midnight Ramble at Circle Bar
- Freshly Baked Man Buns
- Nessy's Midnight Orgy
- Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar
- Gardening with a Kraken
- Donkey Goggles
- Swedish Meatball Hangover
- Falkor's Fever Dream
- Bigfoot's Fernet Sweats
- Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit
- Breakfast Run To Tiffany's
- Just Look at the Flowers-Bang!
- Iced by Zombie Dragons
- Schrödinger's Saigon Jade
- EMOM (Envy My Octopus Muscles)
- Farmer Von's Triple Pump
- Gangster AMRAPper
- Mint Julep Electroshocks
- WOD (Walruses of the Desert)
- Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams
- Frank's Llama Land Ditty
- Gangrene Runner's Toe
- Jorts for your Face
- Dirk's Inflation Station
- Sweater Vest for Your Face
- Eagle, Birdie, Par, FLAMINGO!
- Talk Birdie to Me
- Sand Trap Queen
- Mary Queen of Golf
- Just Knock It On!
- It's All in the Hips
- Gopher a Flamingo!
- Captain Ashley's Mulligan
- You Say Bogey, I Say Flamingo
- Fore-Play Guaranteed
- Grip it and Sip it
- Natural Born Krispies
- Son of Toucan Sam
- Theeey're....Dead!!
- Total Lime Piece
- Fast As Shell
- Abracadamn! Aloe Kazam!
- Feather o' the Phoenix
- Hungover in the Oasis
- Sex on the Loch
- RIP Augustus Gloop
- Sun's Out, Buns Out
- Glazed and Confused
- Hope They Serve Tacos in Hell
- Eyes Scream for Ice Cream
- Take a Pitcher, It'll Last Longer
- That Orange Crush Rush
- METCONing for Meatballs
- Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?
- Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
- Irish for a Day
- Drippin' with Fringe
- You Gatsby Kidding Me!
- Moonstone Moonshine Cleanse
- Rose Quartz Bypass
- Citrine Mimosa Dream
- The Future is Void
- Carl's Got a Candy Heart On
- Sunnies with a Chance of Sprinkles
- The Passion of the Crust
- Operation: Blackout
- Frequent Skymall Shoppers
- Professional Respawner
- Glinda's Resting Witch Face
- Power of Voodoo. Who do? You do.
- Run, You Fools!
- Accio, Shades!
- Melisandre's Day Care
- Merlin's Squirrel Fetish
- Vincent's Absinthe Night Terrors
- Flamingos on a Booze Cruise
- Whiskey Shots with Satan
- Iced by Yetis
- Sunbathing with Wizards
- A Ginger's Soul
- Mick and Keith's Midnight Ramble
- Going to Valhalla... Witness!
- Orange you glad we didn't say banana?
- You don't look like Buddy Holly. At All.
- Nocturnal Voyage of the Yellow Submarine
- Electric Dinotopia Carnival
- Grass Fed Babe Steaks
- Major Tom's Space Odditea
- Makeup Time with Clifford
- Tangiers Rewards Member
- Stop and Smell the Rosé
- My Cateyes are Up Here
- Albino Rhino Chalked Hooves
- Tales from the Cryo-Crypt
- Junie & Michelle's Obstacle Opticals
- Silverback Squat Mobility
- THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (it's not)
- Firebreather's Fireball Fury
- Queen of Pain, Esq.
- Figment's Desert Tears
- Pineapple Painkillers
- Sunset "Squishee" Brain Freeze
- Opossums' Opposable Thumbs
- Shaves Legs, Grows Beard
- Coffeeshop Seat Sweats
- Lance's Afternoon Uppers
- Sleazy Riders
- Becky's Bachelorette Bacchanal
- Pool Party Pregame
- The Empire Did Nothing Wrong
- Pluto's a Planet Petition
- Miss the Earth, Miss my Wine
- What Color is Uranus?
- Is Mercury in Retrograde?? Again?
- Au Revoir, Gopher
- Back 9 Blackout
- Tiger Blood Transfusion
- Mind the Wage Gap Wedge
- Three Parts Tee
- Green Jacket Mafia
- What in Carnation?!
- Pollen the Family
- Here's Lookin' at You, Orchid
- Don't Frondle the Palms
- Apple Jack the Ripper
- Hearts, Stars, and Zodiac Scars
- What's in the Box??!!
- Polk It Like It's Dot
- Run Ready Funfetti
- Rosé Before Brosé
- Brunch is the New Black
- See You in Hell!
- What's Snackin' Kraken?
- Ice Bathing with Wizards
- Iced by Sas-squat
- I Wanna Sax You Up
- L'Art Deco Spec-Os
- Down & Sleazy at the Speakeasy
- Charlie Couldn't Hack it in a Talkie