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• Tales from the Greenskeeper
• Clubhouse Closeout
• I'm Wearing Burgundy?
• Fade-er-ade Shades
• Screw The Metric System
• The Eh Team
• Bornite Birthday Suit
• Granite, I Didn't Ground Today
• Bad And Bamboozy
• Tropical Tummy Tickles
• Grape Ape Mistake
• Cuckoo For Coconuts
• [Insert Lei’d Joke]
• Tropic Like It's Hot
• How Do You Like Them Pineapples?
• Siren's Booty Call
• Polly Wants a Cocktail
• Adios Mutha Flocka
• Mai Tai Me Up, Daddy
• Mo-Jito, Mo-Problems
• The Gang's All Queer
• Tiger's Eye Gazing
• Kunzite Compels You
• Jaded Little Pill
• Lapis Lazuli Lodestar
• Apatite for Detoxification
• Zebra Jasper's Life Coach
• Flamingo-ite Aura Right
• Hooked on Onyx
• It's not Black it's Obsidian
• LGBTQ+AF
• Freshly Picked Cerulean
• Haute Day In Hell
• Gingham Is Sooo Last Season
• Vegan Friendly Couture
• Voight-Kampff Vision
• See You at the Party, Richter!
• Naeon Flux Capacitor
• It's Tuesday Somewhere
• Buzzed On The Tower
• Amelia Earhart Ghosted Me
• Captain Blunt's Red-Eye
• Kitty Hawkers' Ray Blockers
• Blue Shades of Death
• Modern Day Snake Oil
• Insert Coin to Continue
• Rage Quit and Hit It
• It's Not Just A Game
• Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka
• Side Scroll Eye Roll
• Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle G
• Nine Dollar Pour Over
• Influencers Pay Double
• I Pickled These Myself
• Midnight Ramble at Circle Bar
• Freshly Baked Man Buns
• Nessy's Midnight Orgy
• Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar
• Gardening with a Kraken
• Donkey Goggles
• Swedish Meatball Hangover
• Falkor's Fever Dream
• Bigfoot's Fernet Sweats
• Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit
• Breakfast Run To Tiffany's
• Just Look at the Flowers-Bang!
• Iced by Zombie Dragons
• Schrödinger's Saigon Jade
• EMOM (Envy My Octopus Muscles)
• Farmer Von's Triple Pump
• Gangster AMRAPper
• Mint Julep Electroshocks
• WOD (Walruses of the Desert)
• Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams
• Frank's Llama Land Ditty
• Gangrene Runner's Toe
• Jorts for your Face
• Dirk's Inflation Station
• Sweater Vest for Your Face
• Eagle, Birdie, Par, FLAMINGO!
• Talk Birdie to Me
• Sand Trap Queen
• Mary Queen of Golf
• Just Knock It On!
• It's All in the Hips
• Gopher a Flamingo!
• Captain Ashley's Mulligan
• You Say Bogey, I Say Flamingo
• Fore-Play Guaranteed
• Grip it and Sip it
• Natural Born Krispies
• Son of Toucan Sam
• Theeey're....Dead!!
• Total Lime Piece
• Fast As Shell
• Abracadamn! Aloe Kazam!
• Feather o' the Phoenix
• Hungover in the Oasis
• Sex on the Loch
• RIP Augustus Gloop
• Sun's Out, Buns Out
• Glazed and Confused
• Hope They Serve Tacos in Hell
• Eyes Scream for Ice Cream
• Take a Pitcher, It'll Last Longer
• That Orange Crush Rush
• METCONing for Meatballs
• Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?
• Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
• Irish for a Day
• Drippin' with Fringe
• You Gatsby Kidding Me!
• Moonstone Moonshine Cleanse
• Rose Quartz Bypass
• Citrine Mimosa Dream
• The Future is Void
• Carl's Got a Candy Heart On
• Sunnies with a Chance of Sprinkles
• The Passion of the Crust
• Operation: Blackout
• Frequent Skymall Shoppers
• Professional Respawner
• Glinda's Resting Witch Face
• Power of Voodoo. Who do? You do.
• Run, You Fools!
• Accio, Shades!
• Melisandre's Day Care
• Merlin's Squirrel Fetish
• Vincent's Absinthe Night Terrors
• Flamingos on a Booze Cruise
• Whiskey Shots with Satan
• Iced by Yetis
• Sunbathing with Wizards
• A Ginger's Soul
• Mick and Keith's Midnight Ramble
• Going to Valhalla... Witness!
• Orange you glad we didn't say banana?
• You don't look like Buddy Holly. At All.
• Nocturnal Voyage of the Yellow Submarine
• Electric Dinotopia Carnival
• Grass Fed Babe Steaks
• Major Tom's Space Odditea
• Makeup Time with Clifford
• Tangiers Rewards Member
• Stop and Smell the Rosé
• My Cateyes are Up Here
• Albino Rhino Chalked Hooves
• Tales from the Cryo-Crypt
• Junie & Michelle's Obstacle Opticals
• Silverback Squat Mobility
• THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (it's not)
• Firebreather's Fireball Fury
• Queen of Pain, Esq.
• Figment's Desert Tears
• Pineapple Painkillers
• Sunset "Squishee" Brain Freeze
• Opossums' Opposable Thumbs
• Shaves Legs, Grows Beard
• Coffeeshop Seat Sweats
• Lance's Afternoon Uppers
• Sleazy Riders
• Becky's Bachelorette Bacchanal
• Pool Party Pregame
• The Empire Did Nothing Wrong
• Pluto's a Planet Petition
• Miss the Earth, Miss my Wine
• What Color is Uranus?
• Is Mercury in Retrograde?? Again?
• Au Revoir, Gopher
• Back 9 Blackout
• Tiger Blood Transfusion
• Mind the Wage Gap Wedge
• Three Parts Tee
• Green Jacket Mafia
• What in Carnation?!
• Pollen the Family
• Here's Lookin' at You, Orchid
• Don't Frondle the Palms
• Apple Jack the Ripper
• Hearts, Stars, and Zodiac Scars
• What's in the Box??!!
• Polk It Like It's Dot
• Run Ready Funfetti
• Rosé Before Brosé
• Brunch is the New Black
• See You in Hell!
• What's Snackin' Kraken?
• Ice Bathing with Wizards
• Iced by Sas-squat
• I Wanna Sax You Up
• L'Art Deco Spec-Os
• Down & Sleazy at the Speakeasy
• Charlie Couldn't Hack it in a Talkie