Jaded Little Pill
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs
COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
INTRODUCING JADED LITTLE PILL.
There is literally nothing ironic about a black fly in your chardonnay. It's probably just a health code violation. And who gives a sh*t if it rains on your wedding day? Just go inside where it's not raining, and most marriages end in divorce anyway, so what's the point? The only thing ironic about the song ironic is that nothing in that song is ironic. Sh*t just happens. Deal with it. Namaste.
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Goodr sunglasses have frames that can potentially expose you to Bisphenol A (“BPA”) and metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. BPA is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm and nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov