



Siren's Booty Call
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."
Made For

running
Great For

beasting

biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).


IS A SIREN A MERMAID?
Are they part-fish or part-bird? Why did they distract sailors? Did they eat humans? Or did they make ships crash for sport? And if their songs were so good, why do today's sirens sound terrible, like "EEEoooEEEoooEEEooo"? Why? WHY? WHY?!?! Stop worrying about the logistics and enjoy the booty call.