Tiger Blood Transfusion
FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
2 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
4 NO SQUIRRELS
No one wearing these has ever had a squirrel do donuts in a golf cart on the fairway while trying to chip it onto the green.
ON SUNDAYS WE WEAR BLOOD RED
Your blood is worthless. Do you even know your type? Luckily, a certain “Tiger” has O+ which is a universal donor.
Goodr sunglasses have frames that can potentially expose you to Bisphenol A (“BPA”) and metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. BPA is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm and nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov