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Best Dystopia Ever

The VRGs

The VRGs

$60

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

In a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.

Made for Medium Noggins

Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Frame Measurements

MEET THE VRG

No Slip

Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.

All Future

A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.

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