You Want a Piece of Me?
LIMITED EDITION: THANKSGIVING
Thanksgiving conversations can get contentious. When things get heated, it's important to keep cool and sweet in the spirit of the holiday season. So cut yourself a slice of these holiday pie-themed goodrs. Pour them over your eyes, and be thankful you can tune out the dredged up family history that has everyone arguing...er..."celebrating" like every year.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
Thanksgiving is a time for traditions.
The big piece of turkey.
Gravy.
Your drunk uncle Carl.
Add this to your hallowed holiday traditions.
Thanksgiving-themed goodrs.
More delicious than pumpkin pie.
Not actually more delicious than pumpkin pie.
Don't eat these.