Off-Piste Polarizers
LIMITED EDITION: EAT MY SKIS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit athletes with larger melons. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or sliding down the slopes
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
DO YOU ENJOY LIVING ON THE EDGE???
Are you one of those people who enjoys the thrill of checking out a suspicious noise in a dark alley or wandering off the beaten path?! Then these Off Piste Polarizers are for you!!! Have fun wandering off the ski trail you reckless mutha flocka!!! If we don't see you at the lodge later for hot chocolate we'll just assume you've eloped with a yeti. We kid, we kid. Of course we'll send the Ski Patrol out to find you. Bonus: the reflective lenses on these bold 80s inspired shades will help the ski patrol spot you huddled in that ravine.p>