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Three-quarter angle view of wide-fit purple sunglasses with square-shaped green reflective lenses. A man and woman in wide-fit purple sunglasses with green reflective lenses hold spray paint, eyeing miniature skyscrapers. Front view of square-shaped purple sunglasses with green mirrored lenses. Three-quarter angle view of purple sunglasses with green reflective lenses on a mini skyscraper, a big tentacle in the back. A woman in square-shaped purple sunglasses with green mirrored lenses looks out at a blue sky, smiling.

Colossal Squid Confessions

BFGs

BFGs

$60

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

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Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.

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