From Zero to Blitzed
The VRGs
$60
DESCRIPTION
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines
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OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
Take your style from Zero to Blitzed with these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence. (Oops!!! We've said too much. Act surprised.)
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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
2069 CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR SUNNIES BACK
We stuck our fan favorite
Whiskey Shots With Satan
into a time machine and
sent them into the future.
What returned back
blew our minds!!!
From Zero to Blitzed
(G force training not included.)
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