Frequent Skymall Shoppers
MACH Gs
$63
DESCRIPTION
Gradient Lenses
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
SPLIT
GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs
Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.
SPLIT
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
INTRODUCING FREQUENT SKYMALL SHOPPERS
Did you sob when you heard SkyMall went bankrupt in 2015? Or did you just find out, like us? Either way, pour out a ludicrously small airline bottle of liquor. Then memorialize the delightfully bizarre magazine by wearing these blue aviator frames with gray-yellow lenses. NOW where will we buy dog lips, umbrella holders, and laser hair regrowth helmets?!
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