Tales from the Greenskeeper
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs
Introducing our very first Mach Gs with Flamingo Eye Technology. Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.
Made For
golfing
Great For
beasting
running
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
INTRODUCING TALES FROM THE GREENSKEEPER.
The person cutting grass on the hole next to you has all of the power. Will your next round be a dream or a nightmare? Paradise or torture? Caddyshack 1 or Caddyshack 2? It's all up to the greenskeeper. So put on these green sunnies and get on their good side. Then you've got the power.
READ THE ORIGIN STORY