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Professor 00G

PHGs

PHGs

$63

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

These black frames with black non-reflective lenses and a distinguished double-nose bridge were made for international people of mystery. Won't slip or bounce as you zipline down the Swiss Alps to save a high-ranking government official from subpar pâté at a cocktail soiree.

Made for Medium Noggins

Non-Reflective Lenses

Frame Measurements

MEET THE PHG

No Slip

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

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