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You'll Never Get This Recipe

The OGs

The OGs

$45

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

We dug up Carl the Flamingo's Grandma's grave to steal her "Special Gingerbread Recipe."
What? Carl wouldn't share it, or even say what it's for. Anyway, great news. THE RECIPE WAS IN HER POCKET!!!
But bad news, the recipe was for "Cranberry Sauce Gingerbread Shrimpballs." It sounded so gross we barfed all over the Pet Cemetery.
But it wasn't a total loss. On the back, there was ANOTHER gingerbread recipe, for something that sounded SO. FLOCKING. AMAZING.
We made it. And we'll share it with you. But if you ask us how to make it yourself, sorry...
You'll Never Get This Recipe (Note: Do not eat gingerbread sunnies unless you hate your teeth & intestines.)

Made for Medium Noggins

Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Frame Measurements

MEET THE OG

No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Originals

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

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