Plant Buy Me Love
$45
DESCRIPTION
Whenever people ask us if we have kids, we send them 237 photos of us with our plants. We love them. We talk to them. We accidentally kill them. It's fantastic. Plant Buy Me Love. Sunnies for proud Plant Parents who know the nurturing joy of gardening. ("Plant kids are the BEST kids!!!" ? Carl the Flamingo, to his flamingo kids, while they cry.)
BONUS: The shades include a PLANTABLE SEED CARD!!! (The seeds are embedded in the paper. If it grows something illegal, we're not liable.)