Side Scroll Eye Roll
The OGs
$45
DESCRIPTION
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs
SPLIT
GAMERS GO OUTSIDE, TOO
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar.
SPLIT
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
INTRODUCING SIDE SCROLL EYE ROLL.
We often dream of a simpler time when Mario just moved left to right and your success on a level had nothing to do with depth perception. It relied entirely on luck and memorizing patterns. In celebration of those glory days, we made these white framed purple lensed beauties. Hopefully, on Mario’s 87th concussion the sun won’t burn quite so bright. F*** the sun. Especially that angry one.
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