Fore-Play Guaranteed
BFGs
$60
DESCRIPTION
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FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
2 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
4 ALL COVERAGE
Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.
5 NO GOPHERS
No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away.
SAFETY IS NOT GUARANTEED
No one can resist a man (or woman) in argyle, this is science. So if you want to up your game, on and off the course, pop on these pink and grey argyle shades and watch the crowd go wild. Whether they’re going wild for your style, or the fact that you just sliced it into someone’s temple, is up for debate. If you slide these big headed beauties on, foreplay is always guaranteed.
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