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Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?




1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns


Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing if you go full sweaty beast.

Made for Bigger Noggins

Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Frame Measurements


No Slip

Special grip-coated frame with silicone inserts to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Lightweight, durable frame that prevents bouncing while you crush that WOD.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Melon Head

Larger frame built specifically for those with magnum-sized noggins.

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