The Empire Did Nothing Wrong
$45
DESCRIPTION
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STRIKE BACK WITH NO SLIP, NO BOUNCE, POLARIZED PERFORMANCE
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re blasting a workout or blasting off into Outer Space.
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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
OTHER THAN SERIOUS DEATH STAR ARCHITECTURAL FLAWS
These black and silvery white shades are adequate for your early morning miles. They are good for avoiding direct eye contact with your problematic boss. And they are GREAT for protecting your eyes from the hellscape of radiation that follows the swift demolition of a neighboring planet. Whatever. The Empire Did Nothing Wrong.
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