Two Tats Make a Whole
Introducing Two Tats Make a Whole
We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or squeezing bae's knuckles out of place when getting matching tattoos.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
Sonnet 69 by Carl The Flamingo
"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If you really love me,
then get a tattoo.
I'll get one to match.
It will be so sweet.
On arms, on backs,
on asses, or feet.
Then we can be close,
even when we're far.
Plus, if you don't do it,
I'll blow up your car.
That is not a joke.
We bond at the soul.
Our love is forever.
Two Tats Make a Whole."