Strawberries Are My Jam
LIMITED EDITION COLLECTION: FARMER MARKET
Get our Farmers Market sunnies NOW, before they grow mold and give you terrible food poisoning. This limited edition collection is inspired by our fave fruits & veggies. Each pair includes sweet vintage fruit crate & gingham CUSTOM PACKAGING, plus a PLANTABLE TOTE BAG. Best by...NOW!!! Act fast, overalls and straw hat enthusiasts.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
SEXIEST FRUIT
That sweet, juicy texture...
(OHHHHHHH!!!!!)
Bright red flesh in a
tight green miniskirt...
(UHHHHHHH!!!!)
Swollen ripe receptacle tissue
with 200 seeds on the outside...
(AHHHHHHH!!!!!)