Feeling Myself, Literally
Introducing Feeling Myself, Literally.
These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you give yourself the best night of your life..
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
SELF LOVE AFFIRMATIONS.
I love you so much. You're so freakin' sexy. I could look into your eyes forever. The sound of your laugh is music to my ears. I want to grow old with you. I want to touch you all over. I want to eat chocolate-covered strawberries off of your skin. Let's go back to my place, which is also your place. I want to devour you. You complete me.