Carl's Idiot Cousin
TIME TO GET FESTIVE!
Spooky season is officially over and the holidays are upon us. To celebrate such an occasion, we are releasing these Thanksgiving inspired shades! Made withthe classic OGshape thesewilllook good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail orpoundingpumpkin pieat the kids table.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
THE CLASSIC COUSIN
We all have one. You know, your 3rd cousin that's constantly in trouble for doing idiotic things (distinct from your Delinquent Cousin who's in jail for selling drugs out of your grandma's garage). Well, Carl has one too, Teddy the Turkey. These Turkey Trot themed shades, complete with a turkey leg on the arm are in honor of Idiot Cousins everywhere. Gobble gobble.
Goodr sunglasses have frames that can potentially expose you to Bisphenol A (“BPA”) and metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. BPA is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm and nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov