Aphrodite in the Streets & the Sheets
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Look it's pretty self-explanatory, Aphrodite is Aphrodite in both the streets and the sheets. Why would she take on a different persona depending on where she is? Unless, do gods like role-playing? That a thing? She's also still Aphrodite in the Streets and the Sheets while in these Aphrodite in the Streets and the Sheets goodrs. That is sooo meta.
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INTRODUCING APHRODITE IN THE STREETS AND THE SHEETS
Aphrodite, the goddess of
sexual love and beauty, is known
primarily as a goddess of love and fertility.
She also occasionally
presides over marriage.
Hmmm...
Ocassionally?! That sounds
kind of commitment-phobic for
something that's supposed to be
all about commitment...
Eh, love is a fickle beast.