One Nation Under Golf
GOLF: ONE NATION UNDER GOLF
"One nation, under golf, indivisible, with Arnie Palmies & pimento cheese sammies for all..." Grab these argyle print futuristic frames for your next trip around the golf course.
Made For
golfing
Great For
beasting
biking
running
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.ƒ?›‹?�
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these ƒ??VRƒ?� goodrs donƒ??t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.* ?ÿ
*No batteries required.
ONE NATION UNDER GOLF
We pledge allegiance
to the flags flapping
over 18 holes...
(Look closely, they say
"it's not a bogey, it's a flamingo.")
...and the republic of
tournament lawyers
for which they stand...
(They won't allow us
to say the name that
rhymes with "Spider Cup,"
or they'll sh*t their pants.)
...one nation under golf, indivisible,
(except on dress codes & handicaps)
with liber-tee (get it?!?!)
and surreptitious cheating
(kicks ball with foot) for all.