Check Yourself Before You OWWW
LIMITED EDITION: EAT MY SKIS
A futuristic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or sliding down the slopes
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WENT SKIING AT SUGAR BUSH MOUNTAIN???
It was 1987 and you were looking like a hot snack at the top of the slopes? You were checking out your big hair and neon finery in the reflection of your hot ski instructor's goggles? And then you fell down the hill and broke your coccyx (OUCH!!!) because you were so distracted by your own reflection? That wasn't you? Are you sure? We could've sworn that was you. (OK, OK, it was us.) It was super gnarly and stuck with us ever since. And so, we present these totally bodacious Check Yourself Before You OWW sunnies.