Cuckoo For Coconuts
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.
1 NO SLIP
We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.
INTRODUCING CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS.
At goodr, we all recognize that crazy look Carl The Flamingo gets in his eyes. Whenever he smells coconut, he goes mad with desire, throwing wild tropical tantrums until he gets his fix. Quick, put on these floral-patterned sunnies and take a vacation day. Otherwise, you might get stuck listening to eight hours of Carl's ukelele protest songs. No one wants that.